ATTENTION DORKS AND DWEEBUSES

welcome to audrey's uterus

"there is now, in my mouth... this sharp chain. and it never comes out." equus (1973)

fun facts of the week

• sharks can give birth in three different ways: Oviparously, Viviparously, and Ovoviviparously
• 1 mexican peso = 4.41 russian rubles
• a soy vanilla latte is a type of three bean soup

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this will not end well